Special DK Charms Breakfast
Cereal, Breakfast Cookies, Drinking Cream
Special DK Charms is a breakfast line dedicated to an unwholesome and sugar infested morning that will leave your teeth and health in pain (guaranteed). Special DK Charms (a play on phoenetics) is inspired by retro illustrations and typography and brings with it a joy in sarcasm.
Part of the DK Charms family, we have our very own balloon characters who are excited to meet you!
Tonyo the gnarly gnarwhal balloon
Mushi the toothy tooth balloon
Shuga the tooth eating weiner balloon
Teki the running asphyxiating balloon
The cereal comes with a candy spoon so you can eat the spoon soon after eating your 100% processed sugar cereal. The cereal box includes a free 15% off dentist voucher (funded by the Dentists Association of America) and a word search to play on the back (be warned, there are no words to be found).
Rots your teeth in a matter of weeks and diabetes guaranteed.
This special edition family pack comes with four "mini" cereal boxes, each with our original characters illustrated on the boxes. Full descriptions available on the back of each box.
Great perk to this cereal: It never expires!
The Breakfast Cookies come with four flavors (different fillings).
Special DK Charms's very own original drinking cream is available in multiple flavors! Drink alone, or with the DK Charms cereal.
All products mentioned above have high calorie content.
